No Dog

So the neighbors behind us have a bulldog
and she seems like a perfectly good dog
barking at odd noises,
and pushing her bowl around the yard for fun.

Though the owners are always telling her off
all we ever here is "no, no, no, no" when they are outside
so quickly she became affectionately know to us as "No Dog."

Today I heard her real name
(after 6 months of calling her "No Dog")
and I'm devastated... she's called Bianca.

a nice enough name,
but for your dog,

I'm sticking with No Dog
thank you very much.